Through my email I recieve a joke of the day every day. And everyday I am very disapointed, because they are never funny. I never smile, chuckle, or give the slightest hint of amusement until today. I got the funniest joke ever in my in box:
A Morman and a Baptist were discusing their views on polygamy. After a heated debate, the Morman tells the Baptist "you give me one vers in the bible that renownses polygamy and I will change my ways forever"
"That's easy," exclaimed the Baptist, "Man can not serve two masters!"